180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit


hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"

"studying."




thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.


goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT


what i said: anime
what they heard: naruto and hentai

“Let me talk like an old man. Young people, be careful. Beautiful things are disappearing every day. Be careful. You don’t need to be [shopping at fast-fashion stores], especially young people. They are beautiful naturally, because they are young. So they should even wear simple jeans and a T-shirt. It’s enough. Don’t be too much fashionable. The brand advertising is making you crazy. You don’t need to be too sexy. You are sexy enough.”


anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.



1 2 3 4 5